Skip to main content
JTFORME

Book I companion · The Record Arcade

CARPOOLING
TO HELL
INSIDE THE MACHINE

Personal. Angry. Profane at times. Darkly funny. Immediate. This is what it felt like inside the machine.

THE RECORDComplete this arcade
THE INDICTMENTBook II
THE TRIALBook III
Carpooling to Hell book cover

Primary mode

Road Through the Machine

Drive the 99.5 Jetta. Preserve the record. Protect Child Time. Reach the Last Off-Ramp before the machine manufactures one more reason to wait.

CARPOOLING TO HELL — ROAD THROUGH THE MACHINEBook I · The Record
0Score
100%Record integrity
65sChildhood clock
100Child Time

Book I Midway

The existing arcade becomes the record room.

The 23-game Public Accountability Arcade remains intact. Here it is curated into the themes of Book I instead of asking readers to process every attraction at once.

Road & Time

Keep moving.

Grand Prix, Stage 99½, Irrecoverable Clock, Shrinking Notice Clock.

Enter the road midway →
Record Preservation

Keep the receipts.

Citation, reconstruction, transcript barriers, record-vs-rhetoric.

Enter the record midway →
Contact & Therapy

Make the order work.

Therapy-session preservation, contact logistics, notice and implementation.

Enter the contact midway →
Satirical Midway

Laugh because the alternative is expensive.

Slots, dunk tanks, cups, high-strikers, pinball, and institutional absurdity.

Browse all 23 games →
Finale

Record vs. Rhetoric

The evidence survives the noise. Make the claim face the record.

Enter the boss fight →
Next book

The chaos becomes an argument.

Book II stops the road and asks what the record actually proves.

Build the Indictment →

The result

YOU SURVIVED THE MACHINE.

The record exists because somebody kept preserving it.

Read the history of record